Category: recipes

  • Chicken Picatta with Asparagus

    This recipe is easy and quick, and a good way to feed a pile of people. Ingredients 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breast 1 bunch asparagus 1 lb. penne pasta 1 cup flour 1 tbsp. black pepper 1 tsp. salt 1 lemon, juiced 2 tbsp. capers 1 cup white wine 1 cup chicken stock 1…

  • Easiest Pizza Recipe Ever

    Mix salt, pepper, oregano, or whatever with some olive oil and brush it on some flour tortillas. Place face down on a baking sheet. Spoon on tomato sauce. Sprinkle mozzarella cheese and any other toppings. Bake at 400º for 15 minutes or whatever.

  • Lazy Chili



    Just made this. It’s not quite bad. 1lb ground beef 1 jar salsa 1 can baked beans 1 tbsp chili powder 1/2tbsp paprika 1tsp cumin 1tsp ground black pepper 1/2tsp salt 1 can beer Brown and drain the beef. Mash it up with a fork or something. Throw in the other ingredients. Simmer for an…

  • The best cole slaw recipe

    I only post recipes that I make up and are simple, easy, and cheap. I’m a terrible cook because I’m impulsive, lazy, and AADHD. However, this one usually works: Half a cabbage, cut up however you like it. I sliver mine with a razor sharp Global. 1 TBs Sesame Oil 2 TBs Rice Vinegar 1…

  • Easy BBQ Chicken

    Ingredients: 1 chicken, cut into 8 pieces, or whatever bone-in chicken you have laying around 1 bottle of your favorite BBQ sauce ———- Start the grill. Dump the bottle of sauce in a pot. Fill the bottle with water, shake it up, pour into the pot. When it’s boiling, add the chicken. Cook for 20-25…

  • Dirty Shrimp Risotto Recipe



    Made this last night, easy and quick, mmm. This is a great way to cook shrimp as it’s hard to overcook them, and they absorb all the flavors of the rice. I call it “Dirty” rice because this batch ended up with a nice grey-brown color, but YMMV… Ingredients: 1 bag frozen, EZ-Peel shrimp, 24-30…